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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 9, 2004 0:21:50 GMT -5
His Chauness now hosts his very own advice column! Could the world possibly get any better? Huh?!
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simplybeingloved
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<i have mastered the art of not giving a shit>
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Post by simplybeingloved on Feb 9, 2004 1:57:55 GMT -5
why must the chaun speak in 3rd person?
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Post by Megzymeg on Feb 9, 2004 14:23:38 GMT -5
why must the chaun speak in 3rd person? i was just going to ask that hehe
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Post by William on Feb 9, 2004 14:29:49 GMT -5
why would you ask that...its because he's awesome...if you explored his older posts...when he was more active..before his vacation/leave...he said he was awesome...and dont doubt that...
is it the sean...or kawn (pronounciation)?
whatever way...ill always pronounce it kawn...
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Post by Megzymeg on Feb 9, 2004 14:30:42 GMT -5
well i think its funny but i was just wondering why but i guess its cause hes awesome
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 9, 2004 14:46:23 GMT -5
The Chaun (pronounced "Kahn") speaks in the third person because:
a.) He has amazing Chaunosity. b.) He was the first to think of doing so.
The Chaun finds writing this way to be a bit trying at times, but, as Uncle Ben once said, "With great Chaunliness comes great responsibilty."
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Post by bob on Feb 9, 2004 14:50:14 GMT -5
so the chaun, can i have some advice
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 9, 2004 15:25:24 GMT -5
That's exactly why the Chaun set up his advice column, bobby boy.
Speak bob, the Chaun is listening.
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Feb 9, 2004 16:01:56 GMT -5
What is the meaning of life, your Chauness?
And why can't I stop having sex with my cat?
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 9, 2004 17:31:01 GMT -5
The Chaun says that if Beezly wants to talk philosophy, he should look somewhere else. The Chaun started this thing for advice, not for spirituality.
As to you and your cat fetishes, the Chaun asserts that you obviously had a relationship with this cat while it was in human form in a previous life (if you say that relates to spirituality, the Chaun will turn you into an eggplant with his Chaunic powers). It is certainly unorthodox to desire felines (not to mention rather nasty [dear God, the Chaun hopes this is a "make fun of the Chaun's attempt to help people thread]), but if you have to do it, the Chaun suggest you do it privately.
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Feb 9, 2004 19:14:30 GMT -5
Well here's a kicker:
How can I become Batman?
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dirtynotebook
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Post by dirtynotebook on Feb 9, 2004 21:37:39 GMT -5
do the aliens have two sexes, like we do?
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DarkNightmare
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Well, I dreamed that the world was comin' down, We sat on my back porch, and watched it...
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Post by DarkNightmare on Feb 10, 2004 10:09:10 GMT -5
Dammit, Chaun! When I suggested you return, I meant you should be normal! No more of this 3rd person crap, it's funny at first, but becomes intensly painful afterward...
Here's a clockstopper: Why doesn't the Chaun ever go to crew, eh!?
mwahahaha
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dirtynotebook
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Post by dirtynotebook on Feb 10, 2004 16:09:43 GMT -5
good point darknightmare even though i have absolutely no idea what you just fucking said. but anyways, what about the aliens Leprechoad Eddie?
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Feb 10, 2004 17:21:32 GMT -5
i love it when you do that kuds i only want to know why the Chaun's "chaunliness" is non-existant, but he still thinks it does, in fact, exist? Seriously, what the fuck? Oh yeah, I love pussy, too, Satan ;D.
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