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Post by unojuno on Feb 10, 2004 17:27:07 GMT -5
The Chaun should reach some advice of his own. Why? Because people who offer advice do not prance around saying how they will answer things. You, sir, are a fraud. Real people who offer advice dont do what you do. Lay low, welcome friends and be nice. Then, and only then, will those friends of people ask for advice out of their own will, not on a message board thread where the creator of that thread is so self absorbed he created it in the firstplace...
I hope you understand that, since you publicly state that you do know all in the lines of advice.
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Post by dirtynotebook on Feb 10, 2004 17:33:34 GMT -5
willie, man, i didnt understand that and i dont think that the "choad" will understand it either, but RIGHT ON MAN!
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Post by William on Feb 10, 2004 23:14:10 GMT -5
i will have heads for this!!! it is an outrage...i need my power back!!! dont you agree chaun?
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:23:27 GMT -5
Re: About becoming Batman
Just follow the Chaun's "How to Become Batman Checklist", Beezly:
a.) find some cause that will motivate you to devoting your life to vigilanteism. b.) win the lottery or inherit a large sum of money. the Chaun noticed that finding aztec gold is good too. c.) use money to buy mansion, batcave, cool vehicles, and gadgets d.) become a master of jiu-jitsu e.) stop smoking to better one's chances of attaining physical perfection f.) acquire a sidekick, archnemesis, and hot love interest that you know will never work out g.) start saving people
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:27:46 GMT -5
RE: Do aliens have 2 sexes?
Diary Boy: You asked the Chaun whether or not aliens have multiple sexes. The Chaun believes that it really depends on which kind of aliens you're talkin about. For example: Yeerks (a sort of mind-controlling, slug parasite) reproduce sexually. Well, sort of. The male and female Yeerks literally become one big slug that then splits into five new ones, effectively killing the parents. On the other hand, Nameks reproduce A-sexually. They are all "male." Ask somebody in the Anime department for further info.
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:30:47 GMT -5
RE: Why doesn't the Chaun ever go to crew?
His Chaunaliciousness knows everybody needs the Chaun around sometimes in order to bask in his Chaunly majesty, but 3.0 GPAs and demanding parents stand above all other precedents. Just try not to ingest any hemlock on account of the Chaun not being eround, eh?
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:32:54 GMT -5
RE: Why does the Chaun think he is awesome when it is readily apparent that he isn't?
!?!? The Chaun is stunned and shocked! Show of hands: who, besides certain mysterious people, does not find the Chaun to be up there with mint chocolate chip ice cream on the awesome scale?
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Post by William on Feb 10, 2004 23:33:59 GMT -5
is this the green mint stuff? because you dont measure up to the green...but knock off or kroger are way beneath you...
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:34:49 GMT -5
RE: Pooh's argument about the Chaun being...er...bad.
Listen hear Pooh. What is so wrong about wanting to help people? Has the Chaun ever done anything bad to anyone? Seriously?
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:36:39 GMT -5
RE: Williams lust for heads and the Chaun's agreement.
What power is this that you speak to the Chaun of, Billy (besides the obvious moderatorishness)? The Chaun may be inclined to agree, if the Chaun understood the question.
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:38:15 GMT -5
RE: Billy's talk of the Chaun not measuring up.
Not measureing up? Well, maybe the Chaun doesn't measure up to the almighty green, but definite the white kind. Not nearly as good, that.
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Post by William on Feb 10, 2004 23:44:19 GMT -5
umm...billy? either william or kenny...or your awesomeness...but...my power is the power of modship over word association...and peticularly yes go on...
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Post by scott on Feb 10, 2004 23:44:21 GMT -5
Why does the Chaun post three times in a row instead of making it one post?
And why is Sixswitch.com so cool?
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Post by leprechauneddie on Feb 10, 2004 23:49:58 GMT -5
RE: Posting thrice and sixswitch being cool.
#1 a.) Because that way, the Chaun feels that each individual can look for his/her question more easilier. b.) The Chaun wants more postage? The Chaun wonders if that is cool or just overkill?
#2 a.) Obviously, because it is inebriated with the Chaun's tremendous awesomeness. b.) Because... everybody here enjoys the same worthless activities as the Chaun. The Chaun can come here for his required info.
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Post by scott on Feb 10, 2004 23:52:31 GMT -5
? The Chaun wonders if that is cool or just overkill? Overkill.
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