Questions Without Answers

[Faye]

Why does everyone think humpty dumpty is an egg? It never says he is one in the nursery rhyme.

[BELETH the Mighty]

Indeed, he was really a bisexual crack addict with polydactly, so they fudged some facts around. I know these things. Oh yeah, and there was a malignant, cancerous Lemur growing out of his ass.

[Dirk the Canary]

if no one's in the room and i look straight up so i cant see my body, do my feet still exist? (i know, im asking for it on this one)

[BELETH the Mighty]

..........................Good Christ, lad. I won't even start. I just won't.

[elementalspirit]

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

[fufu BERRY]

why is abbriviated such a long word?
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
when cows laugh does milk come out their noses?
why do we wash our towels, aren't we clean when we use them?
why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
why do we sit in stands?

[eric]

FuFuBerry said:

why is abbriviated such a long word?
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
when cows laugh does milk come out their noses?
why do we wash our towels, aren't we clean when we use them?
why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
why do we sit in stands?

1. you spelled abbreviated wrong! becuz it shows how u can abbreviate a word. the abbreviation for abbreviate is abbrev.

2. Glue only hardens if it's exposed to air.

3. If the cow is drinking milk, probably.

4. Because sometimes they fall on the floor and come in contact with dirty things.

5. Who's to say it's the 3rd hand? Also, second has two meanings. One is a measure of time and one is a ranking.

6. A lot of people stand in stands. People are lazy so they probably didn't want to stand up the whole time, so they started sitting down.

[foehammer]

Some more answers:

First off, it's BRAILLE, dammit. And ... haven't you ever walked up to a drive-up ATM? I have. And ... maybe ... people just make mistakes sometimes.

24-hour stores have locks so that if the store ever closes then it can be locked. If you're too much of a simpleton to think of a reason why a store would close then please don't ever post on this board anymore.

Kamikaze pilots wore helmets so they wouldn't die before the time they were scheduled to. Would you fly a fighter plane without a helmet?

If hypothetical situations didn't exist then mathematics wouldn't exist. I think. When you work on a mathematical equation without units, what are you working with? The answer to that is "Yes, that will keep me awake all night" as far as I'm concerned.

And about the burn victims thing ... that all depends on how badly they were burned. If you're going to butcher the English language expect a stupid reply.

[lilwilddude]

I've got one:
Why are they Called Manacures when women get them? Shouldn't they be called Womanacures?

[foehammer]

The word ManIcures somes from a word for "hand", i believe. I recall the Spanish word for "hand" is "mano".

I wish I could think of a question that actually doesn't have an answer. And, by the way, "no one knows" only counts for some questions.

[bob]

how about what the hell or what the fuck... those dont have real answers...

[lorap]

can you see before ur born?

why is a driveway where u park and a parkway where u drive?

where IS the love?

[Faye]

Where does space end?

[scott]

lorap said:

where IS the love?

in my...pants?

[lorap]

half said:

in my...pants?

lmao. THATS it. hahahah u rock