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Post by bob on Dec 17, 2003 15:40:10 GMT -5
already used the ben.
if vegetarians eat vegetables, do humanitarians eat humans?
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Post by xenocide7375 on Dec 18, 2003 9:21:09 GMT -5
if vegatable oil is made of vegtables, it baby oil made of babys?
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DarkNightmare
X-Treme Gulp
Well, I dreamed that the world was comin' down, We sat on my back porch, and watched it...
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Post by DarkNightmare on Dec 22, 2003 13:07:19 GMT -5
If two fiesty females fight in fighter jets, is that a dogfight or a catfight?
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Post by SockRocker on Dec 22, 2003 21:33:35 GMT -5
Can you get cornered in a round room?
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Seal_Tech
Wee Gulp
Does this remind u of at teacher @ U of D?
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Post by Seal_Tech on Dec 22, 2003 21:50:09 GMT -5
the best question w/o an answer is:
Since a dog marks its territory w/ its piss...if another god pisses on it will it piss on its self?
Now that is a question w/o an answer.
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Post by Sarien on Dec 22, 2003 22:02:45 GMT -5
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
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Post by bob on Dec 22, 2003 23:03:28 GMT -5
... and who decided to crack open and fry the white thing from a chicke's butt?
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Post by SockRocker on Dec 23, 2003 14:40:48 GMT -5
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Post by elementalspirit on Feb 9, 2004 9:46:14 GMT -5
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
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Post by lilsis on Feb 9, 2004 12:25:31 GMT -5
Why do teachers need an answer key?
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Feb 9, 2004 19:32:49 GMT -5
About the tree sound thingy:
Sound is simply vibration formed from different forces acting upon one another. It's just that our ears interpret these vibrations as sound. So to say that a tree creates no vibration upon falling to the ground is just silly. You silly gooses. Or would it be silly geese? Hah! In ranting about clamorous flora I have asked an unanswerable question! Bitches!
Oh, and why does God hate me so much? Can't figure that one out. And me masturbating has nothing to do with it, cuz he gets to kill a kitten every time I do it, and that's a pretty good deal. Unless the ninjas keep taking his kills.
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foehammer
Big Gulp
and...bring me that horizon!
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Post by foehammer on Feb 13, 2004 1:07:53 GMT -5
Umm, yeah, it's geese. How was that one unanswerable?
If you believe in evolution, the egg came first. If you're a Creationist the chicken came first. Think about how evolution works.
I'm pretty sure police departments have to replace things they wrongfully break, but if they put someone in jail their house belongs to the state and it gets auctioned off. So probably not so much then.
Why do people who claim to be able to speak and read English have so much trouble bothering to spell the words right?
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Feb 13, 2004 15:50:41 GMT -5
Yeah, but gooses just sounds better. So it's a choice between what's gramatically correct and what just feels right. That is what creates the great puzzle of silly gooses or silly geese.
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Post by Dirk the Canary on Feb 13, 2004 23:36:16 GMT -5
why would they teach you how to say 'i dont speak french' in french class?
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Post by elementalspirit on Feb 15, 2004 22:14:23 GMT -5
If winners never quit, and quitters never win, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
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