Post by Fraxerfone on Dec 1, 2003 9:30:11 GMT -5
---NEWS FLASH---
December 1, 2003. 0918 Today General John R. Forrest of the Monastica Bestia Army moved his troops 100 miles west over near Aneth, Utah in order to conquer the vast land of cacti that is rumored to be a yo-yo factory sometime in the future. General Forrest's troops are a new breed of electronic soldiers that are highly religious and feature Artificial Intelligence. These robotic soldiers have come to be known as the "Robot Prayer-Bears" and will lull you to sleep and then kill you if you are to snuggle with them at night. Please stay away from Utah if you wish to live, though nobody in their right mind has any reason to visit Utah.
---3058320BWitz mit Bart---
December 1, 2003. 0918 Today General John R. Forrest of the Monastica Bestia Army moved his troops 100 miles west over near Aneth, Utah in order to conquer the vast land of cacti that is rumored to be a yo-yo factory sometime in the future. General Forrest's troops are a new breed of electronic soldiers that are highly religious and feature Artificial Intelligence. These robotic soldiers have come to be known as the "Robot Prayer-Bears" and will lull you to sleep and then kill you if you are to snuggle with them at night. Please stay away from Utah if you wish to live, though nobody in their right mind has any reason to visit Utah.
---3058320BWitz mit Bart---
