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Post by William on Feb 26, 2004 0:31:54 GMT -5
on the idea of what makes me happy...this makes me happy...
he kills them when you touch yourself...hah!
i think Ninjas still, ninja gods!
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Post by foehammer on Feb 26, 2004 21:12:56 GMT -5
I agree, the God pic for this is funnier and makes more sense. Why would ninjas bother to slaughter kittens when they can kill PEOPLE?! The same argument holds for God, why involve a sweet little kitten in this matter? To make a funny picture?
If God killed a kitten every time someone masturbated, they'd be extinct by now. Then He'd have to start on people, and there the ninjas could come in.
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Post by bob on Feb 26, 2004 22:03:34 GMT -5
well, i figure that The ninjas actually kill the kittens, but it is through God that the ninjas know when someone is masturbating. he sends them off, because he hates cats like everyone else.
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Post by William on Feb 27, 2004 21:56:37 GMT -5
yeah..who doesnt hate those darn cats
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Post by JadeGriffon on Feb 27, 2004 23:40:16 GMT -5
If God killed a kitten every time someone masturbated, they'd be extinct by now. Then He'd have to start on people, and there the ninjas could come in. Yes, a more realistic one would be "Everytime you masturbate KFC kills a chicken." Sortof off topic, but KFC does some sick, cruel things to their chickens  I'm surprised PETA isn't all over their asses. |
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Post by GIjojo583 on Feb 29, 2004 21:59:45 GMT -5
I'm surprised PETA isn't all of their asses. PETA represents all that is evil and wrong with the world!! Plus I don't think God would kill sweet, innocent kittens unless he's reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallly bored...which is like everytime there's no war...which is well...never heh -=Jojo=- |
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Post by foehammer on Mar 2, 2004 19:33:20 GMT -5
Umm, there was a thread about who likes cats/dogs, so go read it. I like cats, and the PETA people go way too far quite often. And God doesn't kill kittens for a reason as dumb as that. What would be the point if everyone hated them anyway?
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Mar 2, 2004 21:00:17 GMT -5
what if you dont believe in God? then it wouldn't make much sense. its like, everytime you masturbate, the easter bunny kills kittens!!!"
doesnt quite make much sense, so they had to make an alternate, more universal killing method.
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Post by JadeGriffon on Mar 2, 2004 22:29:41 GMT -5
PETA represents all that is evil and wrong with the world!! Thats true, but sometimes there is such a thing as animal cruelty. I mean, KFC is sick and I vow never to eat there again. Unless its one of those Taco Bell/KFC combos, then I might, though I don't really like Taco Bell either. PETA blows things out of porportion,though. Fur is murder!  |
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Post by scott on Mar 2, 2004 22:38:28 GMT -5
Fur is murder! Well...it is. And while this is pretty off topic but PETA does suck.Chances are I will be the only vegetarian you will hear say that but it is true,in my eyes. |
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Post by JadeGriffon on Mar 2, 2004 22:43:53 GMT -5
Yeah, when some rich woman decides to hunt a species to extintion just to have a nice fur coat she will only wear once, there's something wrong. I just find it funny, especially on The Simpsons with the Itchy and Scratchy Show episode "Screams from the Mall" or whatever. Funny stuff. |
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Post by GIjojo583 on Mar 3, 2004 19:06:57 GMT -5
Yeah, when some rich woman decides to hunt a species to extintion just to have a nice fur coat she will only wear once, there's something wrong. Hey now we don't hunt a species down to extinction just for a fur coat or two. Plus, there are women who wear "faux" fur, and probably get good use out of them. -=Jojo=- |
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Post by scott on Mar 3, 2004 20:59:53 GMT -5
Yeah, when some rich woman decides to hunt a species to extintion just to have a nice fur coat she will only wear once, there's something wrong. Even if she wears it everyday it is still murder,it doesn't change agything. |
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Mar 3, 2004 22:02:07 GMT -5
is accidentally running over a bear and wearing its skin as a coat murder? cause if it is..... |
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Mar 4, 2004 23:28:00 GMT -5
The only time it's not murder is if you have sex with the corpse afterwards.
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I'm surprised PETA isn't all over their asses. 
