Vash
Big Gulp
President of Hellview
Posts: 204
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Post by Vash on Sept 15, 2003 20:47:38 GMT -5
Ninjas are nothing to God he could say ninjas die and the ninjas would because God is just that good.
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Sept 15, 2003 20:53:19 GMT -5
maybe so but ten more would fill his place like i said there are a million ninjas out there the only one God killed this far was the beverly hills ninja aka chris farley
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Post by scott on Sept 15, 2003 20:58:19 GMT -5
God could snap hi fingers and all the ninjas would be dead.God would kick theass.
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Sept 15, 2003 20:59:58 GMT -5
yeh but there would be more after that
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Sept 15, 2003 21:08:45 GMT -5
Seriousy people, you just have to think about how insanely cool and insane ninjas are. Besides, God has no dominion over ninjas. Ninjas are Japanese, and therefore do not practice christianity. They're either Buddhist, Shinto, or Ninja. So they could just have Buddha come out and have a giant theological Sumo match, and Buddha would win cuz he's Buddha, and then the ninjas would finish the job by chopping God's head off and boinging every chick on the planet, then peeing.
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Sept 15, 2003 21:11:12 GMT -5
and peeing. hahahaha of course peeing.  |
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Sept 18, 2003 13:52:29 GMT -5
Damn, why must every thread have Buddha pulled into the conversation? And after God kills the first ninja and more appear, He could simply just kill those ninjas. God rules
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Post by William on Sept 19, 2003 18:34:09 GMT -5
Yeah...i think God could easily kill the ninja's...especially if God WAS a ninja! Do you think he could be...i doubt...but he would rule thoes ninja butts...
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Sept 19, 2003 20:16:04 GMT -5
Damn, why must every thread have Buddha pulled into the conversation? And after God kills the first ninja and more appear, He could simply just kill those ninjas. God rules and then more ninjas would appear after all those got "killed" by God. plus God would not kill ninjas for no reason thats not what God is about. |
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Post by William on Sept 20, 2003 16:08:09 GMT -5
but i dont think he'd just sit there and let the ninjas kill him...he would like give them catnip or something to distract them...
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Post by scott on Sept 21, 2003 13:32:35 GMT -5
Yes,God would be the best ninja ever.He would be a godly ninja.(no pun intended)
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Post by William on Sept 21, 2003 23:49:07 GMT -5
ok...that was intended...dont even try to play that one off...
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Post by Brian on Sept 24, 2003 21:56:50 GMT -5
Save the kittens! ButI like the God picture better myself. yeah, but the whole idea is just weird. |
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Post by BELETH the Mighty on Oct 8, 2003 18:41:39 GMT -5
God would not make a good ninja, he's too fat.
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Oct 15, 2003 22:18:29 GMT -5
now that is crossing the line.
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