My dumb ass neighbor (+picture proof)

[♫MysteriousMan♫]

Ok, for those of you who have never been to my house, (if you haven't by now, you don't deserve to cause you suck), we share a driveway with our neighbor Joel who lives with one nice dog and one fucking insane piece of shit that my dad is so fed up with he's about to leave some anti-freeze outside for it to drink. Anyways, our side porches face each other, so if you are standing in my kitchen, you can see across the driveway and you get a pretty good view of my neighbor's porch.

Normally, this is a bad thing.

So I'm making some mac and cheese today, and I glance out the window to see how bad the snow is coming down. Sure enough, there's my dumb ass neighbor, and he starts walking down the back steps of his porch, to go into his yard.

He obviously has shitty balance, probably due to his Jewishness, and he slips on the top step, and falls straight on his back. After laughing my ass off, I run to the computer desk and grab my digital camera to snap a picture of his retarded ass as he's lying there. And for all you bitches out there that don't think this is funny, he got up and walked it off after lying there for ten minutes so he's fine.

Ok, here's the picture now that you've read the story, enjoy:

[scott]

haha that is a great picture. and it really does look like he is doing push ups.

and i hate those dogs, a lot.

[Swanny]

admin said:

haha that is a great picture. and it really does look like he is doing push ups.

and i hate those dogs, a lot.

situps?

[scott]

correct