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Post by Lordofthealmightypenguin on Nov 20, 2003 21:49:02 GMT -5
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.---- Full Metal Jacket
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DarkNightmare
X-Treme Gulp
Well, I dreamed that the world was comin' down, We sat on my back porch, and watched it...
Posts: 475
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Post by DarkNightmare on Nov 21, 2003 12:05:16 GMT -5
"Life's a bitch, and she's in heat..."
~ They Live
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IamAlia
Wee Gulp
I may be a dork, but my hair knows how to party.
Posts: 84
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Post by IamAlia on Nov 22, 2003 23:45:51 GMT -5
"hey you know what time it is? it's beer-o-clock, I'm buying!"
Teddy (Memento)
"What, like mutual rape?"
Kate (Love and Sex)
"I object your honor!"
"why?"
"because this is devastating to my case!"
"overruled"
"GOOD CALL!"
Reed & Judge (Liar Liar)
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Post by Sarien on Nov 28, 2003 23:55:54 GMT -5
"I love French wine, like I the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it." [Merovingian- Matrix Reloaded]
"I am the Architect. I created the matrix. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. " [The Architect- Matrix Reloaded]
*that line was beyond me until I replayed it seven times* ^__^;
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Nov 29, 2003 12:51:42 GMT -5
i cant believe it, this was like one of the first threads i started. damn, it took a while to catch on but its going good now
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Post by scott on Nov 29, 2003 13:00:42 GMT -5
Wow,I think this is one of the only threads I have yet to post in,time to change that...
"We can't stop here,this is sting-ray country"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Post by unojuno on Nov 30, 2003 13:00:02 GMT -5
"Let's get this straight. Mitchel's the Man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we are all losers....Welcome to Music Town."
"Well, Damn the Man...."
~Empire Records
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DarkNightmare
X-Treme Gulp
Well, I dreamed that the world was comin' down, We sat on my back porch, and watched it...
Posts: 475
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Post by DarkNightmare on Dec 1, 2003 22:26:40 GMT -5
"...Sore losers."
"What'd they lose?"
"A little something called the revolutionary war."
"What happened?"
"Well, they came at us with about a million men with guns, and we had a about a dozen farmers with pitchforks. We won."
~ Shanghai Knights
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Post by ♫MysteriousMan♫ on Dec 2, 2003 1:01:42 GMT -5
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
~ "A Hard Day's Night"
The only Beatles movie I have ever seen, but it is certainly not the last ;D
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Post by Montymidget86 on Dec 10, 2003 10:32:59 GMT -5
"Littering and......littering and.....littering AND, smokin' the reffer."
-Super Troopers
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Eskimo
Big Gulp
cast in the name of god
Posts: 230
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Post by Eskimo on Dec 10, 2003 15:11:14 GMT -5
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Well, uh, lemme just find an ATM..."
-The Big Lebowski
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Eskimo
Big Gulp
cast in the name of god
Posts: 230
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Post by Eskimo on Dec 10, 2003 15:16:55 GMT -5
[King Arthur kicks the peasant]
"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
[Arthur continues to kick]
"Help, help, I'm bein' repressed!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Post by Megzymeg on Dec 13, 2003 16:44:24 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300]now if you two dont mind, I'm going to bed befor either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse expelled- Hermione Granger-The sourcer's stone[/glow]
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mikanou
Wee Gulp
I'll stop changing my username if everyone here gives me a dollar :D
Posts: 11
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Post by mikanou on Dec 14, 2003 0:39:09 GMT -5
"My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas."
"What did you want?"
"Hungry Hungry Hippos."
"And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?"
"Regret."
- Donnie and Dr. Lilian Thurman, Donnie Darko
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Post by Montymidget86 on Dec 15, 2003 14:28:47 GMT -5
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
-Meet the Parents
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