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Post by Brian on Sept 24, 2003 20:41:16 GMT -5
i will not take that lip... but anyway. sorry about getting off topic again...
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Post by William on Sept 24, 2003 20:56:54 GMT -5
"if you only have one ball...is it still your left ball?" -forgot...
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Post by Brian on Sept 24, 2003 20:58:26 GMT -5
"you're killin' me smalls" - the sandlot
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Post by GilSchwartzman on Sept 25, 2003 20:14:57 GMT -5
"you know the food's good here, casue you know, cops" -surf ninjas (ben i know you were waiting for that one)
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Post by Wilshire on Sept 26, 2003 11:39:18 GMT -5
"They're only meant to castrate you."
"Castrate me?"
"Hey, thats why God gave you two."
-Big Red One
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Post by William on Oct 28, 2003 0:34:49 GMT -5
"Fuck it, let's bowl"
"So how was the drop?"
"Pretty good, the Dude's car got banged up though"
"Larry, do you have the money? Is that your car Larry? we're gonna cut off your johnson larry! This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"
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Post by GilSchwartzman on Oct 28, 2003 9:42:01 GMT -5
"like, who were those quimbies in the camouflage pajamas"
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Post by Mark617 on Oct 28, 2003 21:35:58 GMT -5
"You know how poor jews are?"
"How poor are they?"
"Well, jew are sooo poor, they only have one god. us romans we're really rich, we have a god for everything. the only thing we dont have a god for is premature ejaculation....but i here thats coming quick."--History of the World: Part I (one of the funniest movies ever)
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Post by xpPhantomX on Oct 28, 2003 21:57:34 GMT -5
"i a man too you know.i go peepee standing up."
"haha how do you like my face to fist tactic. Now lets see how you deal with my balls to foot tactic!"
"we purposely trained him wrong as a joke."
"I got something yellow for your popcorn.its non-dairy also."
"My nipples look like milk duds."
"what are you the master of??the people of big nipples?"
All from Kung Pow: Enter the fist
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Post by GilSchwartzman on Oct 28, 2003 23:57:32 GMT -5
im going to kick bison's ass SO HARD, that the next Bison wannabee is gonna feel it
-Jean Claude VanDamme- as Guile in
STREET FIGHTER(The movie that killed raul julia)
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Post by Liek on Oct 29, 2003 15:47:41 GMT -5
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
-Walter, from The Big Lebowski
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Post by William on Nov 1, 2003 1:38:28 GMT -5
"donny, did you just hear the dudes story?" "No, i was bowling" "you have no frame of reference donny, your out of your element donny, just shut up donny"
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Post by The Wanderer on Nov 1, 2003 22:52:33 GMT -5
Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
- The MacManus brothers from "Boondock Saints"
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Post by GenuineDraft on Nov 6, 2003 14:59:07 GMT -5
"Is there something i could to for you, or something you could do to me?"
"i'm freakin out man" "you are freakin out, man"
"you boys like mexico?"
- Super Troopers
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Post by GenuineDraft on Nov 6, 2003 15:01:46 GMT -5
"of course i a french. why do you think i have this outragous accent?"
"then what are you doing in Britain?"
"mind your own business."
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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