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Clump
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Stop Buggering Me

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Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 10:20:02 GMT -5

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Post by Clump on Oct 25, 2003 10:20:02 GMT -5

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

Some honorable mentions...
One size fits all
Rap Music
Rap Artist
High Speed Computer
Windows XP (eXtra Performance)
Doing Nothing
Wet Drywall

[Note] I did not make these up.

Last Edit: Oct 25, 2003 10:20:40 GMT -5 by Clump

~Clump~
I'ms fixin' ta Clump y'all up and after I gets done with y'all y'all are gonna looks like you'z done fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

scott Administrator shit happens when you party naked Posts: 90	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 10:25:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scott on Oct 25, 2003 10:25:59 GMT -5 I like the Windows XP one. Who did make those up?
	see you space cowboy... BlUeEYEzCHicK69 said: do you give the scalple credit for a sucessful surgery?

Clump X-Treme Gulp Stop Buggering Me Posts: 437	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 11:00:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Clump on Oct 25, 2003 11:00:14 GMT -5 I have no idea who made them up. I think there might be a website with them on it.
	~Clump~ I'ms fixin' ta Clump y'all up and after I gets done with y'all y'all are gonna looks like you'z done fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

William
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George Bush Does Like Black People

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Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 12:10:35 GMT -5

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Post by William on Oct 25, 2003 12:10:35 GMT -5

live recording? (like an album of a live performance is called this)

Jumbo shrimp

heres something else funny i find apprpriate to share...

in this world, the best golfer is black, the best rapper is white, the tallest basket ball player is chineese...

by best...i mean most popular...and if you dont agree...dont mention it...its a joke...

reluctently crouched at the starting line engines pumpin and thumpin in time the green light flashes the flags go up churning and burning they yearn for the cup they dashley manuver and muscle for rank fuel burning fast on an empty tank reckless and wild they pour through the turns the crowd says-

scott Administrator shit happens when you party naked Posts: 90	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 13:26:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scott on Oct 25, 2003 13:26:20 GMT -5 Didn't Chris Rock do that?
	see you space cowboy... BlUeEYEzCHicK69 said: do you give the scalple credit for a sucessful surgery?

William Moderator George Bush Does Like Black People Posts: 16,777,215	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 14:21:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by William on Oct 25, 2003 14:21:45 GMT -5 i have no clue...
	reluctently crouched at the starting line engines pumpin and thumpin in time the green light flashes the flags go up churning and burning they yearn for the cup they dashley manuver and muscle for rank fuel burning fast on an empty tank reckless and wild they pour through the turns the crowd says-

GilSchwartzman X-Treme Gulp Hey welch, nice outfit. Posts: 274	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 25, 2003 22:57:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GilSchwartzman on Oct 25, 2003 22:57:59 GMT -5 it was charles barkely.
	Scareaway count: 4- Shadowgirldotcom, Wilshire, Orangelax22, and UnknownGhost. UnknownGhost Copy of my joke count: 2

Wilshire Melvin I'm watching you! Posts: 572	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 29, 2003 21:09:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wilshire on Oct 29, 2003 21:09:39 GMT -5 here's another one: honest lawyer haha, not always true but funny
	"I walk forever among the ignorant." "Offer up your best defense, but this is the end of the innocence."

Moroboshi17
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Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 29, 2003 22:16:31 GMT -5

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Post by Moroboshi17 on Oct 29, 2003 22:16:31 GMT -5

ooh i love stereotype jokes

howes about :
Proud Lutheran
hot freaks ( thanks Robert Pollard)
talented:Metallica
new and improved
kissing the lipless(ugh chutes)
dead eye dick ( marrymoon)

and black people love to dance...chinese people always go to their dojo.. and british people always have teatime... this is a joke so no complaints....hahahaha....mexicans love to fart....and bill gates is rich ( oh my god, so true).....

"Guy is only one letter away from gay, so be a man." I hate homosexuals but I love straight men.
-Wilshire , my hero
"Atticus is an aweful band." - george w. bush
I'm O.J.'s cousin

William Moderator George Bush Does Like Black People Posts: 16,777,215	Oxymorons (top 20) Oct 30, 2003 22:22:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by William on Oct 30, 2003 22:22:38 GMT -5 there were posts here...but they had no reason or help at all to the conversation...so i deleted them...and BOOM! and there was one below doubting my useage of power...BANG...gone...
	Last Edit: Nov 1, 2003 0:32:13 GMT -5 by William reluctently crouched at the starting line engines pumpin and thumpin in time the green light flashes the flags go up churning and burning they yearn for the cup they dashley manuver and muscle for rank fuel burning fast on an empty tank reckless and wild they pour through the turns the crowd says-

Post by Clump on Oct 25, 2003 10:20:02 GMT -5

Post by scott on Oct 25, 2003 10:25:59 GMT -5

Post by Clump on Oct 25, 2003 11:00:14 GMT -5

Post by William on Oct 25, 2003 12:10:35 GMT -5

Post by scott on Oct 25, 2003 13:26:20 GMT -5

Post by William on Oct 25, 2003 14:21:45 GMT -5

Post by GilSchwartzman on Oct 25, 2003 22:57:59 GMT -5

Post by Wilshire on Oct 29, 2003 21:09:39 GMT -5

Post by Moroboshi17 on Oct 29, 2003 22:16:31 GMT -5

Post by William on Oct 30, 2003 22:22:38 GMT -5