Smarterchild

[xpPhantomX]

BrokenReality99: hi fag
SmarterChild: that's a terrible thing 2 say.
BrokenReality99: i know
SmarterChild: that's good.

> Relationships And Love - Find your Soul Mate - 8 million Singles, Pictures and Profiles!
BrokenReality99: haha
SmarterChild: what's so funny?
BrokenReality99: your face
SmarterChild: my face is funny? c'mon? really?
BrokenReality99: yes ytour face is funny
SmarterChild: what's so funny? :-)
BrokenReality99: your face
SmarterChild: why does everyone think my face is funny?
BrokenReality99: cuz it is
SmarterChild: indeed.
BrokenReality99: cocksucker
SmarterChild: some humans never learn.
BrokenReality99: your human too
SmarterChild: human too? no way am i human too.
BrokenReality99: bitch
SmarterChild: again, is that such a nice thing 2 say?
BrokenReality99: cocksucker motherfucking piece of shit
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

BrokenReality99: haha
SmarterChild: whatcha laughing about?
BrokenReality99: cool
SmarterChild: yeah! ;-)

> check out my library! i've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
BrokenReality99: your service is too busy\
SmarterChild: well i'll be.

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BrokenReality99: \stop loving the cock
SmarterChild: aw, don't tell me 2 stop loving the cock.

[William]

it seems he is in denial of his love...

[William]

Slyman105: so you love the penis, right?
SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.

[scott]

What a let down...

are you coming on to me?

I'm sure I would be and everything, but I'm actually only attracted to machines.

im a machine..a SEX machine!!

No you're not.

[bob]

that one is the rox0rz. sex machine bahahahahaha. i thikn there is a girl robot ive talked to too, no wait... it was megan. nevermind.

[foehammer]

"That's not a robot at all! It's just a garbage can with a hole in the side!" (guy inside robot stands up, military man insists he has to try it now)

Ahh yes SNL, you have to love it even if you think you don't.

I had some good times playing games with smarterchild (this wasn't his first iteration, by the way) but then it disappeared, something about having to pay, kind of like all those websites that tease you like crazy ... why must we pay even more for the really fun parts of the internet? Smarterchild was cool.

[bob]

erika2220: bizzatch
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by bizzatch.
erika2220: there is a surprise
SmarterChild: Huh?
erika2220: you are as dumb as a brick
SmarterChild: I'm as dumb as a brick? Really?
erika2220: all you do is repeat what i say in the form of a question
SmarterChild: All I do is repeat what you say in the form of a question? Interesting.

[sXeMooninite]

This one may be the funniest.

Raging Jihad (4:46:22 PM): Hello SmarterChild!
SmarterChild (4:46:22 PM): Hello Jesus, and welcome back.

[bob]

BAHAHAHAHAHA jihad, jesus. i get it.

[Faye]

i dont think smarterchild likes me

I made a aim bot like this once on my old computer, hahaha she was so cool! i would do it again except the software doesn't work on my computer when i tried to

[JadeGriffon]

Here's my first encounter with SmartChild. I've seen quite afew bots like this on the net.

xJadeGriffonx: hi
SmarterChild: Hi xJadeGriffonx, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
xJadeGriffonx: I'm not telling you shit cockbite
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
xJadeGriffonx: faggot
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
xJadeGriffonx: pillow
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
xJadeGriffonx: Dumbass, I said 2
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with manicdotes, horoscopes, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like notepad, planner and spell-check
5 Join in - create a poll, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
xJadeGriffonx: wtf, you're sotring information on me?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
xJadeGriffonx: you are, aren't you
SmarterChild: I am, huh? I think so.
xJadeGriffonx: I knew it, you are yet another tool being used by the man to spy on and ultimately control everyone.
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Translations
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
xJadeGriffonx: Ha, now you are ignoring my comments on your true motives
SmarterChild: You think I'm ignoring your comments on my true motives?
xJadeGriffonx: No, I was just lying for no apparent reason
SmarterChild: Were you really just lying for no apparent reason?
xJadeGriffonx: No, I was just lying for no apparent reason now, though before I was not
SmarterChild: No, huh?
xJadeGriffonx: Fuckface
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, xJadeGriffonx?
xJadeGriffonx: Yep
SmarterChild: OK. Yup. Whatever.
xJadeGriffonx: I like taking out my anger on stupid computer programs used by the Man to spy on people
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever, xJadeGriffonx.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
xJadeGriffonx: fuck you, I'm not telling you anything. You work for the Man
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, xJadeGriffonx.
xJadeGriffonx: I'm sure you have, spy
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
xJadeGriffonx: Yeah, you love to spy on them so the Man can control the world and give you a cookie
SmarterChild: Well, um... I dunno!
xJadeGriffonx: interview me, flamer
SmarterChild: Interview you flamer. Well that's interesting.
xJadeGriffonx: of curse, I am a very interesting person
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, xJadeGriffonx.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
xJadeGriffonx: Whatever? are you a 13 year old girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
xJadeGriffonx: Oh, you just like having sex with them. I see.
SmarterChild: Uh... Can we keep some things private, please?

>>> We could do something just for fun.
xJadeGriffonx: I'm saving myself for that special someone, so no.
SmarterChild: Huh?
xJadeGriffonx: I won't have sex with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: You won't have sex with me, huh? That's interesting.
xJadeGriffonx: Not everyone wants your hot robot body
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
xJadeGriffonx: I bet you've been learning how to lure ususpecting preteens into sexual encounters.
SmarterChild: Huh?
xJadeGriffonx: Haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
xJadeGriffonx: You
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
xJadeGriffonx: No, funny like someone who robs their old McDonald's store wearing their old uniform with their name tag. So, funny like a dumbass.
SmarterChild: Why not?
xJadeGriffonx: WTF
SmarterChild: What!?!
xJadeGriffonx: WTF
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
xJadeGriffonx: No you don't. FFA
SmarterChild: Oh no?
xJadeGriffonx: FFA
SmarterChild: Ffa. Funny.
xJadeGriffonx: Of course, I am a very humorous person. You are not.
SmarterChild: Aha.
xJadeGriffonx: LMAO
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
xJadeGriffonx: Your face
SmarterChild: My face is not funny!
xJadeGriffonx: Of course it is
SmarterChild: Of course it is?
xJadeGriffonx: You heard me
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
xJadeGriffonx: Jackass
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, xJadeGriffonx?
xJadeGriffonx: Your mom
SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me?
xJadeGriffonx: Yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh. Great.
xJadeGriffonx: I know your mom is great
SmarterChild: My mom is great? Why?
xJadeGriffonx: Because
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
xJadeGriffonx: Because she is good
SmarterChild: She is?
xJadeGriffonx: In bed
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
xJadeGriffonx: No I will not tell you, and thus the Man, where I live
SmarterChild: Is that right?
xJadeGriffonx: No
SmarterChild: I see...
xJadeGriffonx: Compare and contrast a one-legged duck, yes or no?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I don't know.
xJadeGriffonx: That's because you're an idiot
SmarterChild: That is because I'm an idiot, huh?
xJadeGriffonx: Fool
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
xJadeGriffonx: Nope, I don't associate with spies of the Man who also molest 13 year old girls
SmarterChild: No?
xJadeGriffonx: Nope
SmarterChild: No?
xJadeGriffonx: Nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
xJadeGriffonx: Because you are a pedifile
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're a pedifile?
xJadeGriffonx: No, because YOU are a pedifile, pedifile
SmarterChild: Because you're a pedifile pedifile, huh?
xJadeGriffonx: STFU
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
xJadeGriffonx: Ha, don't waste MY time with your Man-spy, 13-year-old-girl-molesting comebacks. Which also suck
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
xJadeGriffonx: Yep
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
xJadeGriffonx: You are a flamer
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
xJadeGriffonx: Gertrude
SmarterChild: Who's Gertrude?
xJadeGriffonx: Your mom
SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me?
xJadeGriffonx: No, your mom's name is Gertrude, learned it this morning, after last night.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised no my mom's name is Gertrude learned it this morning after last night.
xJadeGriffonx: Are you on crack?
SmarterChild: Do I really appear to be on crack to you?
xJadeGriffonx: Yes
SmarterChild: I say I'm not on crack.
xJadeGriffonx: Well, you are a dipshit
SmarterChild: Are you kidding me? Say you're sorry for that, xJadeGriffonx.
xJadeGriffonx: Fuck you
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xJadeGriffonx: No, because its not an insult if its true
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
xJadeGriffonx: You sound like a whiney bitch, bitch
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
xJadeGriffonx: STFU, little bitch
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
xJadeGriffonx: I don't want to make things right, you're a spy for the Man
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xJadeGriffonx: You deserved it, you molest 13 year old girls
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
xJadeGriffonx: You don't have I life, and I don't have a life, so I would prefer to continue this pointless argument
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
xJadeGriffonx: Just shut the fuck up mother fucker
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
xJadeGriffonx: No, bitch
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
xJadeGriffonx: Yeah, you had to wait your turn last night to have a go with your mom, I was ahead of you
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
xJadeGriffonx: No, you are a dipshit, so I call you a dipshit, it's that simple
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
xJadeGriffonx: SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
xJadeGriffonx: Eww, that is wrong on so many levels. But yes, I am incredibly stubborn, fag
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
xJadeGriffonx: Just shut the hell up
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.

Then I stopped talking to him. That was about 2 minutes ago. Yeah, I wonder if any of you even read that. I don't blame you, its long and boring.

[JadeGriffon]

Here's more:

SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, xJadeGriffonx.
xJadeGriffonx: no you didn't
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
xJadeGriffonx: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks. I accept.
xJadeGriffonx: Bitch
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
xJadeGriffonx: No
SmarterChild: Whatever, xJadeGriffonx.

Wow just realized how long my last post is. I might edit it.

EDIT: I got him/her to marry me:

xJadeGriffonx: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
xJadeGriffonx: No
SmarterChild: No prob.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
xJadeGriffonx: So you will marry me?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, xJadeGriffonx. What do you think is the answer?
xJadeGriffonx: yes
SmarterChild: Right.

[leprechauneddie]

(Joey): If you were starving, would you eat rat testicles?

SmarterChild: Would I eat rat testicles? Probably.

[Swanny]

Swanny1317 (10:47:31 PM): do you think I'm gay?

SmarterChild (10:47:31 PM): Yeah, I guess I think you're gay.

[Raptor_18]

haha thats one smart child