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Post by immortalica8 on Oct 29, 2003 14:32:37 GMT -5
well of course youd choose heaven, your a lutheran racist fanatic. id choose hell, beacuse in hell are loose women and boose. plus its warm.
would you rather lethally inject woogy or not lethally inject woogy? ( you cant choose to not lethally inject woogy)
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DarkNightmare
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Post by DarkNightmare on Oct 29, 2003 19:10:13 GMT -5
Wait... I have 2 choices but I can't choose 1? that's...unusual... Oh well, heh heh, seeing as I don't have a choice about this choice, why the hell not? I'll pick the latter, thereby commiting a mortal sin by moral standards set in a certain junior-year morality class and also wind up in Hell. hey, I'm not complaining... I live six feet under ALREADY.
OK, now my inquiry: Would you rather be scrratched to the bone by an army of demonic squirrels or be painfully impaled in one nonvital place after another until you bleed to death? (Both are probably just as painful, so its really a matter of preference ;D)
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Post by Mark617 on Oct 29, 2003 19:36:18 GMT -5
id go for the squirrels, i might get a chuckle or two in between the screams.
try this- would u rather eat sushi off of a nearly naked fat, hairy guy or be forced to look at a plumpers magizine for the rest of ur life?
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Post by William on Oct 30, 2003 0:17:03 GMT -5
magazine...i can change my focus...and i hate sushi...
Would you rather have a big gulp of blue rasberry variety...or a bag of funyuns and a butterfinger (fun size)
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Post by SuperCrazySquanto on Oct 30, 2003 18:58:04 GMT -5
I would probably go for the magazine. And Scooter, going back to your question a few pages back, you never answered about being able to run backwards
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Post by DarkNightmare on Oct 30, 2003 19:11:00 GMT -5
squanto... The gag's really getting old, and sixswitch already closed that particular conversation. It was rich at first, but know when to quit, y'know?  Someone please answer will so we can get this mother moving again? C'mon... |
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Post by William on Oct 30, 2003 22:34:18 GMT -5
slurpee...happy? you can go on now...
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Post by TheSilentDemon on Oct 30, 2003 22:46:48 GMT -5
would you rather be sad your entire life or have no emoition at all ever
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Post by William on Nov 1, 2003 0:41:28 GMT -5
no emotion...cuz you sleep all the time anyway..and that has minimal emotion...and depression sucks...
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Post by DarkNightmare on Nov 4, 2003 21:59:33 GMT -5
William? where's your question? you're gonna kill this thread... Ummmm..... OK. I'll post a question for you  . Would you rather.... A. eat 1 lb. of flesh-eating dung beetles, or... B. puke 1 lb. of flesh-eating dung beetles? (You WILL be eaten either way, so...) |
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Post by soulc2 on Nov 4, 2003 22:16:55 GMT -5
to barf one pound wouldnt you have to eat one pound anyway? oh well ill eat one pound and then ill barf if up anyway (if im still alive?). ok, my question is would you rather get massaged by sandpaper or by a horny mob of elf people. |
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Post by Clump on Nov 4, 2003 23:14:28 GMT -5
Sandpaper ... definately.
Would you rather not go bowling for the rest of your life or be tied to a really really big rock and tossed into the ocean to die an excruciating death at the bottom, free of all air.
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Post by William on Nov 5, 2003 1:13:46 GMT -5
well...seeing you die in option two...ill take it...and when im in my deathe bed...go for it...if the choice was for right away...well then no bowling...cuz when you die...you cant bowl in your life anyway...your dead... <<<AHH I DONT WANT TO KILL A INNOCENT THREAD>>> would you rather only own dark blue shirts, pants, hats, shoes, socks, ties, and all other clothing and apperal products....(no exception or technicality, a large elephant over you would be blue too...) or... be able to only drink orange juice for the rest of your life, except every 15 years...you can have a week of tangerine, clementine, or tomatoe... |
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Post by William on Nov 5, 2003 1:18:14 GMT -5
oh...and its very pulpy off brand orange juice, in a plastic gallon jug...
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Post by Mark617 on Nov 5, 2003 19:11:47 GMT -5
id take the all blue pants, shirts, ect. im not that into clothes, plus blue's my favorite color.
next one, would you rather be forced to watch c-span's coverage of various house and senate commitees for eternity or watch constant infomercials for all eternity?
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